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Jerusalem Mortimer – among others – is on sale!
My first story sale is in print! And available in an e-book! The story is called Desires. Gee, if you really loved me, you’d go buy the book it’s in. You can buy it here. It’s available in paperback...
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Writing and money
I’m a reasonably good writer working hard on becoming better. Sometimes I’m sexy, sometimes I’m funny, and sometimes I get the human stuff about thoughts and emotions right. And when I read stuff I...
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Dialog in a delicatessen: sometimes there are no sexual secrets
Coffee Ana guarded the last table while Svitlana brought over coffees and bagels. Svitlana put Ana’s coffee in front of her, and sat down. She looked at Ana over her glasses. “No, I’m not a lesbian...
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I’m a writer. For money I mostly write about things like water distribution rights, health policy, social housing and other things for organisations who pay me for the research and writing work. This...
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Eroticon UK: The Jaime papers!
In a week, I’ll be at Eroticon UK! On Friday, I’ll be there for drinks. I herewith present my papers! Name (and Twitter handle if you have one) My name is Jerusalem Mortimer. But people generally call...
View ArticleIntroducing another novel: The Tale of the Tawse
The Tale of the Tawse is in five parts, and contains 83,706 words. Plot Freddie Underwood is a New York-based public relations writer and event organizer. He’s at a conference in Glasgow, after which...
View ArticleNovels? We got ’em: Probation
Probation Gavan Dymun runs out of money while completing a UCLA law degree, and gets a job as a probation officer in Carson, LA. His caseload includes Ana Matutumua, a girl who’s being harassed by...
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Books, publishers and agents: and where are the under-the-desk blowjobs?
The writer, giving good type, and laying pipe. I’m in the slightly unusual situation of having finished three novels in the last four months. One of those novels contains no bdsm and very little sex,...
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The Tale of the Tawse: Volume 2
Last year I wrote a very good book, The Tale of the Tawse. It’s funny, sexy as hell, romantic and exciting. In it, a man with a name like a Wodehouse character (Freddie Underhill) meets two women,...
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Jerusalem Mortimer is an erotic writer, and here’s the first thing he likes...
There are three things I value in erotic writing, and I try to keep them in sight as goals, and work to achieve them. 1. Details There’s a sort of proverb among classical music conductors, “If you...
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The second thing Jerusalem Mortimer likes in his writing
The second thing I like when I achieve it in my writing, and try to achieve is: “no inflatable darlings”. 2. No inflatable darlings An inflatable darling is a character who doesn’t have needs and...
View ArticleThe third thing I try to do, with my writing
The third thing is: clarity. Sex can be rough and tumble, with one person on top then the other, with their arms and legs entangled. That’s good when that happens, and sometimes you’re too busy...
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On monetarising this blog
I started this blog in 2012. Since then I’ve published an average of 4-5 times a week. I tend to write in serial form, building up sagas as I go. Most of my segments, or individual blog posts, are...
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“Jennifer’s Pleats and Pleas 1: Jennifer’s First Spanking” is steamy hot and...
Jennifer’s Pleats and Please 1: Jennifer’s First Spanking is available through a range of suppliers, including Amazon, here. What’s it about? Beautiful young Jennifer Perch has been acting out, and...
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Book covers, one censored and one – I hope – not
I’ve just tried to get an erotic book published. It uses some material taken from this blog, but goes on to turn a short story into a whoie novel. Anyway, it’s just been rejected for publication,...
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Cover of The Tale of the Tawse
I’ve expanded this book, which I wrote back in 2017, so it’s a complete one-volume story, at about 230 pages. I think the cover will have no trouble with censorship from Amazon and other publishers of...
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